Larry Kudlow’s gloating about a 47% increase in wealth for the bottom half of Americans is hardly as great as the Trump Administration wants you to think.
Author: shoreline
corporate slave, graduate student, meme machine, storyteller, shitposter. lead writer + editor for Modern Jungle.
January 5th, 2032
Just another day at the office. Well, except for the whole World War 3 thing.
The Windmill
A rural farmer is terrorized by a mysterious mechanical menace.
How to Plot a Coup
A treasonous trio of powerful men discuss how to keep their nefarious plot from unraveling.
Cool, I Guess None Of This Shit Mattered
Trying to make sense of why the new Star Wars trilogy even exists.
Personal Review of a Donald Trump Rally (2016)
A throwback to a simpler time when the thought of a Trump Presidency was still an implausible joke.
Disaster! Baby Yoda just admitted to being a Trump Supporter on Twitter
A tragic fall from grace for one of TVs brightest new stars.
Fuck Joe Biden and Fuck His Stupid Fucking Face
It is going to take more than thinly-veiled Republican talking points to remove Trump from office.
Congressional Games
AOC should take a hint from her older colleagues and ditch the video games for more stately activities.
A Tragic Mismatch
A new dating app uses an algorithm to match users based on their shared trauma.
