Weekly thoughts from the editor about the 2020 election and other Terrible Things.
Author: shoreline
corporate slave, graduate student, meme machine, storyteller, shitposter. lead writer + editor for Modern Jungle.
Corporate Contagion
All hell breaks loose when the CEO of a large bank contracts the deadly coronavirus.
We Are Going To Fuck This Up Again, Aren't We?
Time is a flat circle, especially for the DNC and their media allies.
Larry Kudlow Does Not Understand Basic Statistics
Larry Kudlow’s gloating about a 47% increase in wealth for the bottom half of Americans is hardly as great as the Trump Administration wants you to think.
January 5th, 2032
Just another day at the office. Well, except for the whole World War 3 thing.
The Windmill
A rural farmer is terrorized by a mysterious mechanical menace.
How to Plot a Coup
A treasonous trio of powerful men discuss how to keep their nefarious plot from unraveling.
